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Why settle for one installer when you can have many? Our software includes multiple setup files that install the same thing — just slightly differently. It's like Russian roulette for your OS.
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We use buzzwords like “AI” and “blockchain” to mask the fact that nothing works. Our AI assistant interrupts you just to say it’s thinking… and then crashes.
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We believe in constant engagement. Get notified about things you already know, didn’t want to know, and things that don’t apply to you at all. Bonus: there’s no “disable” option.
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