Our interface is intentionally unclear to stimulate your problem-solving skills. Can’t find the settings? That’s the experience.
Need a crypto wallet in your PDF reader? A weather app in your calculator? Done. We integrate features nobody asked for.
We’ll make sure your CPU and RAM are always in use. No idle time. Your fans will thank us (by screaming).
Every update promises improvements. Every update delivers... surprise regressions! It’s the gift that keeps uninstalling itself.