Why Choose Us

Maximum Confusion

Our interface is intentionally unclear to stimulate your problem-solving skills. Can’t find the settings? That’s the experience.

Endless Features

Need a crypto wallet in your PDF reader? A weather app in your calculator? Done. We integrate features nobody asked for.

System Resource Devourer

We’ll make sure your CPU and RAM are always in use. No idle time. Your fans will thank us (by screaming).

Frequent Updates

Every update promises improvements. Every update delivers... surprise regressions! It’s the gift that keeps uninstalling itself.

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Proudly overcomplicating the simple since... whenever we started. Bloatware.zip — because your device wasn’t confused enough already.

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